Greetings From Vegas
March 23, 2007 by mrschili
Holy shit.
I was warned. People in the know told me; they said, “Chili, you’re not going to believe it.” they were right.
We arrived at 4:30 local time (more on THAT later) after a very long but smooth flight. We got our bags without incident and managed to connect with Bobo and his Mrs., who had landed an hour before us and used that time to find their rental car.
Mr. Chili found us a beautiful, two bedroom apartment which, conveniently, is right between the airport and the Las Vegas strip. We found the place, checked in, found our apartment, settled for a bit, then headed out to see what’s what.
The first thing Auntie told me was “DON’T cross the streets,” or something to that effect. She wasn’t kidding - people here don’t stop for pedestrians and there is most certainly safety in numbers. We took the hotel shuttle to the strip and were dropped at the Harrah’s back door. Mr. Chili led us through the lobby (with enough flashing lights to induce an epileptic seizure in someone who doesn’t even HAVE epilepsy) and out onto “the strip.”
It’s HUGE, and BRIGHT, and BUSY, and ENTIRELY contrary to my New England sensibilities. We went looking for food and ended up at the food court inside the ENORMOUS Venetian complex. It will take me days to describe that place alone.
I’m writing on borrowed time right now - we have to get in the car to find the mall that contains the tux shop where Mr. Chili and Bobo are expected to pick up their tuxes - but I was missing you all and wanted to get this posted for you. I’ll write another entry in the down times and upload them when the business offices open.
Viva Las Vegas, Baby!!





Las Vegas was unbelievable the last time i was there, and that was 15 years ago. I hear it’s even more over the top now.
Vegas redefines over the top, doesn’t it, Chili? It’s fun to visit the way out side of American indulgence and commercial drama and you’re in it, baby!! Enjoy yourself and take lots of photos!!!
I love flying into Vegas and thinking that, at some point, visionaries said, “let’s build a city here where no life should exist. Everyone will then come to this city from all over the world and give us all their money.”
Have a great time. And let a balloon go in side the Venetian for me so that it will bob against the sky and highlight the horror.