Fabulous Meme

I stole this from Tense Teacher, who gets all the good memes. I guess this one came to her from Mr. Fab. Go on over and spread the love

1. LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU’VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:

I’ll start with the lobster bisque and have the shrimp scampi for my main course, please.

Seriously? Chocolate? You actually EAT that stuff?!

Sign me up for skydiving!

Instead of going to Florida for vacation this year, let’s camp in the mountains for a week.

2. LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU’VE FELT THIS WEEK:

Only the Lonely

I’ve Been Everywhere

My Boyfriend’s Back
3. IMAGINE YOU’RE HAVING THE IDEAL, PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?

Sitting on the screened-in porch in an apartment in Florida - either on the golf course or on the Gulf coast, either’s fine with me - with the rest of the Chilis. We’d be enjoying something sweet after a day spent doing nothing in particular - though probably involving lots of swimming - in the warm weather.

Waking up late at home on a warm spring day with nothing to do. We’d open the windows, make a big breakfast (which includes bacon), and lounge about in our pajamas for most of the day.

Being alone somewhere with Mr. Chili - just the two of us - and reconfirming that we made the right choices when we picked each other.

(this other answer was Tense’s, but I loved it so much that I stole it right along with her meme…)

Mr. Chili and I having loud sex (no kids in the next room) until we wear each other out, and then falling asleep as we spoon.

4. MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:

Mr. Gerund and the Direct Objects
Benny’s Ice Cream Stand

Just When You Thought It Was Over

The Crosseyed Kittens

Generic, No-Name Band

5. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?

Copa Cabana

Wake Up Maggie

It’s a Small World