Gerry‘s Honey sent these to me about a week ago. Under the subject line of the email in which they came, she’d written that the last one would be my favorite. She was absolutely right.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where:
means a smile and
😦 is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’
1. (_!_) a regular ass
2. (__!__) a fat ass
3. (!) a tight ass
4. (_*_) an ass hole
5. (_o_) an ass that’s been around
6. (_x_) kiss my ass
7. (_X_) leave my ass alone
8. (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
9. (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
10. (_?_) Dumb Ass