For the last week, my family has been laid low by a particularly energetic snot monster. I have been vigilant in washing my hands, taking plenty of vitamins, and drinking my weight in green tea every day, but the bastard is catching up to me.
I got subs for my yoga classes this morning and am planning to take it easy today. I patently refuse to get knocked down by this thing, do you hear me? Refuse.
I’m going back to bed.